Friday, November 6, 2009

Look at this cute little face....but don't be deceived!

Hello. My name is Anthony the Awful. And Yes, I am sitting right inside your bird feeder.

I dazzle you with my good looks - my big brown eyes. My cute little hands. My big bushy tail.
And then I attack.
I tear apart your bird feeders, ripping the plastic apart like it was a Vanilla Wafer.
I fight with my brothers, banging off the side of the house as I drive your dog to distraction, and I knock everything down.

What? You think tapping on the window will drive me out of the flat bird feeder?
HA and another HA
I'm not afraid of you, you silly woman.

After all, I am Super Squirrel. Leader of the Pack. King of the bird food station. I laugh at your attempts to feed the stupid little chickadees, or the sad little mourning doves, and even the noisy bluejays.

You can't stop me. I am an eating machine. And I'm here to stay.
Now get your ass out here and fill this feeder back up. And bring a couple of those apples too.

5 comments:

Becky said...

What a cute little pest! I would have to feed him regardless. I love squirrels. Did you ever get the skunk?

Fearless Nester said...

What a cute post! They really do have an attitude problem, don't they?

Tatersmama said...

Well... it looks like you've been told, haven't you?!?!
Now get your ass out there and FEED the poor little guy! *snort*

seasonseatingsfarm said...

Oh my! Tapping on the window...it doesn't work for me either. I am guilty of opening the window, looking up and down the road to be sure nobody's coming, and throwing things at our red squirrels while yelling unrepeatable things.

Nishant said...

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